Bad Bunny performed the Super Bowl halftime surrounded by dancers dressed as grass. The entire lower bowl now has glaucoma.
The dress code has been issued.
THE DIRECTIVE
The green satin cocktail dress ($4). The green suede block heels ($40). The green glitter clutch ($12). Emerald drop earrings ($8).
The Rohto Max Strength Redness Relief ($5). Carried in the clutch. Applied between quarters. You were not at the halftime show. Your eyes tell a different story.
THE RULING
Five pieces. $69 total. No substitutions.
